Hilarious Biblical Quotes and Animal Mashups for a Good Laugh
Enjoy a collection of humorous Bible verses paired with quirky animal combinations in these witty images. From jokes about spiders and pandas to elephants and hippos, find joy in these light-hearted and amusing interpretations of biblical wisdom.
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Bible Humor
purpose God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise. (1 Cor 1:27) Joyful heart is good medicine, crushed spirit dries the bones. (Prov 17:22) For the happy heart, life is a continual feast. 15:15) (Prov Spiders: give it 8 eyes and 8 legs, with a butt-rope
Timing A time to weep, time to laugh. (Ecc 3:4) Blessed are you who weep now, for you shall laugh. (Lk 6:21) Our mouths are filled with laughter, and our tongues filled with joy, for the Lord has done great things for us. (Ps 126:2) Panda: take that cow and make it a bear
Timing The godly wife is clothed with strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. (Prov 31:25) Be glad in the Lord, and rejoice! (Ps 32:11) Rejoice in the Lord always; again I will say, Rejoice. (Phil 4:4) Alligator: see that log? fill it with teeth
Source Out of the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks. (Lk 6:45) A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. (Prov 15:13) He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy. (Job 8:21) Walrus: a dog bear fish with sabretooth tiger teeth
Doing it wrong Let there be no filthiness, foolish talk, nor crude joking, which are out of place; but rather thanksgiving. (Eph 5:4) Let your speech always be full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. (Col 4:6) Snakes: just a really throat, and an angry face
Doing it wrong Even in laughter the heart may ache, and rejoicing may end in grief. (Prov 14:13) Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is the man who deceives his neighbor and says, I am only joking! (Prov 26:18) Octopus: 8 super-strong floppy arms with suction cups
sarcasm Elijah mocked them, saying, Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened. (1 Kings 18:27) Hippo: a sneaky fat water horse
Absurdity The Lord opened the mouth of the donkey, to say, What have I done to you, to make you have strike me three times? Balaam shouted, You made me look like a fool! (Num 22:28-29) Parrot: a tie-dye chicken that scream real words
Slapstick Peter was in prison, so the church was praying for him. An angel of the Lord appeared, and the chains fell off Peter s wrists. He went to the house and Peter knocked, and Rhoda came to the door. She was so overjoyed she ran back without opening it. (Acts 12:5,7,12-14) Bats: a hairy flying potato, make it blind and screeching
Jokes from Jesus a camel in the eye of a needle a plank in a person s eye the blind leading the blind into a hole giving a son a snake instead of a fish putting pearls on pigs being born a second time forgiving seventy times seven nicknaming flaky Simon a rock Kittens: fluffy adorable like furry hugs, with razor feet
the last laugh But the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming. (Ps 37:13) He who sits in the heavens laughs; the Lord holds them in derision. (Ps 2:4) Jellyfish: how about an evil floating bag
fools The fool says in his heart, There is no God. (Ps 14:1) He who trusts his own mind is foolish, but he who walks in wisdom is safe. (Prov 28:26) Anyone who says, You fool! will be in danger of the fire of hell. (Mt 5:22) Bees: flying furball with a butt-needle, and yummy puke
