Hilarious Jokes and Puns Collection for a Good Laugh
What time do
ducks wake
up?
At the quack of dawn
What did the
nose say to
the finger?
Stop picking on me!
What made
the broom
late?
It swept in!
What do you get
if you cross an
elephant with a
fish?
Swimming trunks
What has wheels
and flies?
A rubbish truck
What do you get
if you cross a pie
and a snake?
A pie-thon
What did the
sink say to the
toilet?
You look flushed!
What did the
little corn say to
his mum corn?
I need pop-corn
What stays in
the corner yet
can travel?
A stamp
What is a duck
called when they
get good grades?
A wise quacker
What did the big
flower say to the
little flower?
Morning bud!
What time is it
when the clock
strikes thirteen?
Time to get a new clock
Dive into a collection of humorous jokes and puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. From witty one-liners to clever wordplay, these jokes cover a variety of topics and will brighten your day with their lighthearted humor. Enjoy a chuckle with jokes about ducks, noses, brooms, elephants, fish, pies, sinks, toilets, corn, stamps, flowers, and clocks. Let the laughter begin!
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What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn
What did the nose say to the finger? Stop picking on me!
What made the broom late? It swept in!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks
What has wheels and flies? A rubbish truck
What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? A pie-thon
What did the sink say to the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the little corn say to his mum corn? I need pop-corn
What stays in the corner yet can travel? A stamp
What is a duck called when they get good grades? A wise quacker
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Morning bud!
What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen? Time to get a new clock
