Fun and Interesting Anecdotes: Students, Breakups, and Sports Facts
Teacher tells students: “
The one who
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Perica stands up throws the chalk on the
board.
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Who did that”?
Perica says:
I did, can I go now?
Boy is speaking with the girl: “We’re
breaking up”!
“Why”?, the girl asks.
We don’t have nothing in common.
“Yes, we do”, she says, "We have 300
facebook friends”
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floor, but the bad one is that we are in the
wrong building”.
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Sam, what is the outside of tree
called”?
Sam: “
I don’t know”.
Teacher: “
Bark Sam, bark”!
Sam:
WOW, WOW, WOW
CRISTIANO RONALDO
Cristiano Ronaldo played in
Manchester United. Currently he
plays in Real Madrid.
He was born on the Portuguese
Island called Madeira.
His name was very rare in his
country. He was named by the
former president of U.S. Ronald
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This is the last song about you
Translated by Kristina Hagelkris
LAJANJE NA ZVEZDE
The film takes place in a small town in Serbia in
1963. The heroes of these fanny story are
students and teachers of one big school in a
village .Their adventures are known and close to
anyone who has an idea about high school life.
The hero Mihailo Knezevic with his spirit,
intelligence and knowledge rises above all the
rest. But he has one problem. School knowledge
is not the problem, his problem is the girl from
his class. His main rival is his brother who is in
a relationship with the girl Mihailo loves.
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prepares for the box match . All students
believe in him but at the end he comes back
from the match all bruised and humiliated.
However, he remains their hero!
There is also a nervous principal that does not
know who is more impossible to work with ,
pupils or teachers".
All in all the film is very funny and we belive
you should watch it !
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A teacher was looking at a boy every morning , watching the his behavior and seeing that he was not focused in class.
Teacher: Hey Richard, are you ok?
Richard: I’m fine.
The next morning, the teacher noticed that Richard was really not good. Teacher decided to call his parents.
Richard ‘ s parents came to school and talked to teacher.
Teacher: Mrs. Nicole, I invited you to school because of the behavior of your son.
Nicole: Well, I want to listen you.
Teacher: I would ask you to speak with your son.
After 15 minutes, Mrs. Nicole left school and went home. Richard was sitting in his room and heard his mum’s sharp voice. Richard was scared when his mum
come up the stairs.
Nicole: Please sit next to me, we have something important to discuss. Your teacher told me about your strange behavior and the lecture. Please tell me what is
going on.
Richard: Mum I did not know how to tell you but I think it is the right time for that. I fell in love with girl. Her name is Isabella.
Mom: Well, I give you one more chance, but you have to be careful at school.
. Richard improved at school. Mum was pleased with his success. After two days Mrs. Nicole
called Isabella’s mom.
Nicole: Good day Mrs. Helena, I wanted to ask you if you want to go for a walk by the Lake on Sunday.
Helena: Ok, should we take our children?
Nicole: Yes, of course.
On Sunday afternoon the families went for a walk near the Lake. It was a very nice day for Richard and Isabella
Rachel: I’m very happy today.
Isabella: Me too.
This was the first Rachel’s love that he will never forget!
Anastasija Vukoman
Marina Solaja
When’s your birthday?
I was born in April 2
nd
1978.
What is your favourite film?
My favourite film is “Ivkova
slava”
Your favourite book is…?
My favourite book is “Ana
Karenjina”
How many children have you
got?
I have got two children.
Where do you live?
I live in Novi Sad
Why did you study biology?
I studied Biology and chemistry
because I love science.
How long have you been working
as a teacher?
I have been teaching almost seven
years now.
Are you a strict teacher?
I guess I am.
Your life motto is?
Always look on the bright side of
life
What would you advise young
people?
Every effort is profitable.
“Simpsonovi” je americka
animirana serija koja se
emituje na nasim
televizijama. Serija govori
o jednoj cudnoj porodici.
Simpsonovi su crtani likovi
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psa. Kroz TV seriju opisuje
se svakodnevni zivot ove
porodice. Od dana
emitovanja prve epizode
koja je bila 17 decembra
1989. pa sve od kraja 23
sezone emitovano je 508
epizoda.
Perica tries to go home by being mischievous in class, a boy breaks up with a girl for having nothing in common, Josh and David face amusing mishaps while moving furniture, Sam learns the outside of a tree is called bark in a funny classroom moment, and interesting facts about Cristiano Ronaldo, handball, and a popular rock band, "Riblja corba."
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Teacher tells students: The one who answers the next question can go home Perica stands up throws the chalk on the board. Teachers says: Who did that ? Perica says: I did, can I go now? Boy is speaking with the girl: We re breaking up ! Why ?, the girl asks. We don t have nothing in common. Yes, we do , she says, "We have 300 facebook friends
Josh and David were taking a wardrobe on the 10th floor and in one moment Josh says: Ok David, I have one good and one bad news . Tell me first the good one , says David. The good one is that we are on the ninth floor, but the bad one is that we are in the wrong building . Teacher: Sam, what is the outside of tree called ? Sam: I don t know . Teacher: Bark Sam, bark ! Sam: WOW, WOW, WOW
CRISTIANO RONALDO Cristiano Ronaldo played in Manchester United. Currently he plays in Real Madrid. He was born on the Portuguese Island called Madeira. His name was very rare in his country. He was named by the former president of U.S. Ronald Regan. He started playing football when he was three years old.
Handball is team sport with a ball in which two teams compete with 7 players (6 field players +1 goalkeeper) per team. The game lasts 60 minutes divided into two halftimes, and the goal is to provide more goals then your opponent. Players add the ball to each other as they do in basketball but with a slightly smaller ball with different rules. Modern handball is usually played indoors while outdoors there are large variations in the forms of handball. The aim of the game is to score by hitting the ball to the opponent s goal. And the team that scores more goals wins. The ball goes from player to player and player in best position should score. Each player can only make tree steps while holding the ball and when the ball touches the floor it must be added to a team-mate. Dimension of handball court is 40x20. Anastasija,Natalija,Tijana,Ivana i Marina
"Riblja corba" is the most popular rock band in this region. Band "Riblja corba" was formed in Belgrade in 1978. Bora or evi , the frontman of this famous band was a member of a group "Suncokret" in which a few well-know people took part as well. There were Gorica Popovi ,Nenad Bo i ,Sne ana Jandrli ,Bilja Krsti and Bata Soki . Band"Riblja corba" was officially started with its work in resturant " umanovac" on 15th Avgusta 1978. First name of the band should ve been "Bora and warriors" but then they have changed their mind sand named it "Riblja corba". First concert happened in a village Elemir 26th avugsta 1978. After that they played all around the country. They released their allbum in Decemer 22th called "Lutka sa naslovne strane" and "On i njegov BMW"it immedately became very popular. Kristina Hagelkris
At the end of 70s of 20th century I was something of a man I ve been dead since that day When there was three of us in the room And my funeral. And again, I promise to myself But I know I lie within myself That I ll cease to remember This is the last song about you Translated by Kristina Hagelkris
LAJANJE NA ZVEZDE FILM ..OUR SUGGESTIONS The film takes place in a small town in Serbia in 1963. The heroes of these fanny story are students and teachers of one big school in a village .Their adventures are known and close to anyone who has an idea about high school life. The hero Mihailo Knezevic with his spirit, intelligence and knowledge rises above all the rest. But he has one problem. School knowledge is not the problem, his problem is the girl from his class. His main rival is his brother who is in a relationship with the girl Mihailo loves. There is also one student whom the P.E teacher prepares for the box match . All students believe in him but at the end he comes back from the match all bruised and humiliated. However, he remains their hero! There is also a nervous principal that does not know who is more impossible to work with , pupils or teachers". All in all the film is very funny and we belive you should watch it ! Zorana, Natalija, Ana,Nikolina, Stefan
Gossip Girl is an American teen drama based on the book of the same name. The Gossip Girl is an American teen drama based on the book of the same name. The series begins with a return of Upper East Side it girl Serena Van Der Woodsen from series begins with a return of Upper East Side it girl Serena Van Der Woodsen from mysterious stay at boarding school in Cornwall, Connecticut. mysterious stay at boarding school in Cornwall, Connecticut. In series there is also a girl called Blair Waldorf, who plays the role of Serena s best In series there is also a girl called Blair Waldorf, who plays the role of Serena s best friend. Her nickname is Queen B . friend. Her nickname is Queen B . The story also follows Chuck Bass, the bad boy of the Upper East Side. The story also follows Chuck Bass, the bad boy of the Upper East Side. Golden boy Nate Archibald, Chuck s best friend and Blair s boyfriend for many Golden boy Nate Archibald, Chuck s best friend and Blair s boyfriend for many years. years. Other characters of the turbulent Manhattan scene are: Dan Other characters of the turbulent Manhattan scene are: Dan Humpherey,Dan s best friend Vanessa Abrams, and Dan s sister, Jenny humphrey. Humpherey,Dan s best friend Vanessa Abrams, and Dan s sister, Jenny humphrey. Each episode starts with the homepage of the gossip girl website with Each episode starts with the homepage of the gossip girl website with Serena s photo from the pilot episode. The opening scene begins with: Gossip Girl Serena s photo from the pilot episode. The opening scene begins with: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite , and here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite , and ends up in whispered voice of Gossip girl saying "And who am I? That s a secret I ll ends up in whispered voice of Gossip girl saying "And who am I? That s a secret I ll never tell. You know you love me Gossip Girl . never tell. You know you love me Gossip Girl .
Memebers of this band are Niall,Louis,Zayn, Liam and Harry. All of them took part in the famous reallity show American s got a Talent . The members of the jury suggested them to form a band and they accepted this idea. Since then, they have been very popular all around the world, especially in America. Interesting things about the band: Lion and Zayn have got pets. Liam has got a puppy, the labrador whose name is Brit, because One Direction won The Brit Award in for 2012. Zayn s sharpei s name is Boris Zayn s name is pretty awkward. It is of Arabian origin and it menas beautiful . It suits him. An ela Parenta
Aries You spend a lot of time at work. You need rest. This month you will be lucky in love. Taurus You expect a lot of obligation, but all of them will be fun. At school you don't have luck, as well as in love. Gemini You will be happy, because you ll finish one job. You expect big love, but be careful. Cancer At work, you ll accomplish big gains. Beware of a lion. Lion You will be in a bad mood. You will have negative energy, and so the people around you will be nervous. Better luck at the end of a month. Virgo You're full of happiness. So this month you will be doing only good things. Libra This will be a difficult period. But you're very lucky in love, one lion is waiting for you . Scorpio You ll be in good mood, and always ready to joke. In the middle of the month you expect a loss of money. But it'll pass quickly. Sagittarius This month is the best period of the year for you. You expect just good things. Lucky in love, win money... Capricorn Expect hard days. Be strong, because always after the rain comes a rainbow. Aquarius This will be the best week of the month. You will be happy and satisfied. Pisces Pay attention to health, because you ll probably catch a cold at the end of this month. Zeljana Sekicki
A teacher was looking at a boy every morning , watching the his behavior and seeing that he was not focused in class. Teacher: Hey Richard, are you ok? Richard: I m fine. The next morning, the teacher noticed that Richard was really not good. Teacher decided to call his parents. Richard s parents came to school and talked to teacher. Teacher: Mrs. Nicole, I invited you to school because of the behavior of your son. Nicole: Well, I want to listen you. Teacher: I would ask you to speak with your son. After 15 minutes, Mrs. Nicole left school and went home. Richard was sitting in his room and heard his mum s sharp voice. Richard was scared when his mum come up the stairs. Nicole: Please sit next to me, we have something important to discuss. Your teacher told me about your strange behavior and the lecture. Please tell me what is going on. Richard: Mum I did not know how to tell you but I think it is the right time for that. I fell in love with girl. Her name is Isabella. Mom: Well, I give you one more chance, but you have to be careful at school. . Richard improved at school. Mum was pleased with his success. After two days Mrs. Nicole called Isabella s mom. Nicole: Good day Mrs. Helena, I wanted to ask you if you want to go for a walk by the Lake on Sunday. Helena: Ok, should we take our children? Nicole: Yes, of course. On Sunday afternoon the families went for a walk near the Lake. It was a very nice day for Richard and Isabella Rachel: I m very happy today. Isabella: Me too. This was the first Rachel s love that he will never forget!
Whens your birthday? I was born in April 2nd 1978. Why did you study biology? I studied Biology and chemistry because I love science. What is your favourite film? My favourite film is Ivkova slava How long have you been working as a teacher? I have been teaching almost seven years now. Your favourite book is ? My favourite book is Ana Karenjina Are you a strict teacher? I guess I am. How many children have you got? I have got two children. Your life motto is? Always look on the bright side of life Where do you live? I live in Novi Sad What would you advise young people? Every effort is profitable.
Simpsonovi je americka animirana serija koja se emituje na nasim televizijama. Serija govori o jednoj cudnoj porodici. Simpsonovi su crtani likovi zute boje. Ima ih petoro u porodice. Imaju cak dva kucna ljubimca, macku I psa. Kroz TV seriju opisuje se svakodnevni zivot ove porodice. Od dana emitovanja prve epizode koja je bila 17 decembra 1989. pa sve od kraja 23 sezone emitovano je 508 epizoda.
