The Ultimate CUTwC Quiz - A Fun and Challenging Test of Wink Skills
Explore the detailed answers to the unique characters, wink equipment usage, and hypothetical scenarios in the CUTwC Quiz. From identifying quirky nicknames to understanding wink-playing strategies, this quiz is a deep dive into the world of wink games. Challenge yourself with questions about players' actions, handling equipment, and memorable quotes. Test your knowledge and discover amusing insights into this intriguing game!
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CUTwC quiz 2020-05-06 Andrew Garrard edition The one with all the answers
Introduction Part 1
Who is... 1. Droogs? James Hopgood 2. BoBo? Matt Fayers (bouffant boy, after his hair) 3. Nipper? Jonathan Williams 4. Stosh? Dave Smith (aka club smith ) 5. Hotdog? Anthony Horton 6. SLU? Chris Abram scruffy little urchin 7. Sly? Andrew Sylvester Young 8. Benedict? Andrew Dominey 8. Benedict? 1. Droogs? 2. BoBo? 3. Nipper? 4. Stosh? 5. Hotdog? 6. SLU? 7. Sly?
Get your kit off Part 2
Can you handle your equipment? 9. Why would you use a cork squidger? To stop an upper wink moving. 10.Why would you use a comb in winks? To de-fluff the mat. 11.Why would you use toothpaste in winks? To file a squidger. 12.Why would you use a phonecard in winks? To pot close winks. 13.What is a phonecard? BT thing from the 1990s to stop coin theft. 14.What is the rule about holy squidgers? A wink can t pass through. 15.What is the total length of baselines on a full-sized mat? ~107cm. 16.What are you supposed to do about baselines on a small table? Agree to bring in from within 10cm from the corner. 9. Why would you use a cork squidger? 10.Why would you use a comb in winks? 11.Why would you use toothpaste in winks? 12.Why would you use a phonecard in winks? 13.What is a phonecard? 14.What is the rule about holy squidgers? 15.What is the total length of baselines on a full-sized mat? 16.What are you supposed to do about baselines on a small table?
Playing a round Part 3
What would...? 17.Charles Relle (playing red) have done?
What would...? 18.Alan Dean (playing red) do?
What would...? 19.Andrew Garrard (playing red) do?
Who said... 20.Probably not noodle burndock. Deborah Fisher 21.Just call me a surrender-eating cheese monkey.Patrick Driscoll 22.Can you do that? Droogs 23.You know ethanol? I ve got lots per mg. Ed Green 24.It s pile play like this that makes winks such an interesting game. Rupert Thompson 25.You must look at the person you re not looking at. Ben Fairbairn 26.I m going to be honest, I m not really sure what s going on. Sophie Brawn 20.Probably not noodle burndock. 21.Just call me a surrender-eating cheese monkey. 22.Can you do that? 23.You know ethanol? I ve got lots per mg. 24.It s pile play like this that makes winks such an interesting game. 25.You must look at the person you re not looking at. 26.I m going to be honest, I m not really sure what s going on.
Who said... 27.It might have been by Washington Irvine, who wrote Sleepy Hollow and the exploding doodah wazzock of thing. Nick Inglis 28.Sorry, we should have explained that to you slightly better, but on the other hand you ve been a bit of a pillock. Harley Jones 29.Are you diabetic yet? Tim Hunt 30.Either stop breathing or start talking. Katherine Drew 31.Or you could brush your teeth with a sausage. Sarah Knight 32.I placed that in a stupid put. Andrew Garrard 32.I placed that in a stupid put. 27.It might have been by Washington Irvine, who wrote Sleepy Hollow and the exploding doodah wazzock of thing. 28.Sorry, we should have explained that to you slightly better, but on the other hand you ve been a bit of a pillock. 29.Are you diabetic yet? 30.Either stop breathing or start talking. 31.Or you could brush your teeth with a sausage.
Who said... 33.It s important to know what s going on at all times. Stew Sage 34.So long as it s not easily jobby thing. I hope I m making myself clear. Stew Sage 35.SiBo wazzed me from the text house. Stew Sage 36.Fuck Boy said sick a lot. Stew Sage 37.We had 25 winks in a pile. Stew Sage 38.To my left, right. Stew Sage 39.Ah yes. In this thing I was reading, there was a thing, about something. Stew Sage something. 33.It s important to know what s going on at all times. 34.So long as it s not easily jobby thing. I hope I m making myself clear. 35.SiBo wazzed me from the text house. 36.Fuck Boy said sick a lot. 37.We had 25 winks in a pile. 38.To my left, right. 39.Ah yes. In this thing I was reading, there was a thing, about
Non adsumus nos oblectandi causa Part 5
Drinking games 40.What s special about 252 and 259? 40.What s special about 252 and 259? They re the first two nurdle boondock penhaligons. 41.What s the biggest fine a non-dealer can get in Pontoon? 28 (bid 4, split 3 times, buy 3 each time to get a 5 card trick, lose). 42.How many 99s can there be in a row (if you don t run out of cards)? 20 (4x9s, 4x4s, 4xKings, 4xQueens, 3 jokers + how you got to 99). 43.How many rolls gets you to just below the cusp in pigs? 6 (double leaning jowler, trotter/backer, sider x 4). 44.Il y a trois possibilit s: oui, non, et... autre chose. 45.Onze douze treize... boondock, nurdle, seize. 41.What s the biggest fine a non-dealer can get in Pontoon? 42.How many 99s can there be in a row (if you don t run out of cards)? 43.How many rolls gets you to just below the cusp in pigs? 44.Il y a trois possibilit s: oui, non, et... 45.Onze douze treize...
A moment of hilarity Part 6
Joking a round 46.How does Pierre go down? In flames. 47.Why did one German have his member buried in some fruit and the other in a bowl of cr me Anglaise? One was deep in despair, the other was fucking disgusted. 48.Why could the entomologist not identify the wasps on the record? It was the B side. 49.Oh I see. It s... like a penis, only smaller. 50.What is the wrong response to stopping a voice-controlled car on a cliff edge? Fuck me, that was close. cliff edge? 46.How does Pierre go down? 47.Why did one German have his member buried in some fruit and the other in a bowl of cr me Anglaise? 48.Why could the entomologist not identify the wasps on the record? 49.Oh I see. It s... 50.What is the wrong response to stopping a voice-controlled car on a
Joking a round 51.Bo Derek... for your life of sin and debauchery... 52.I don t like girls. Then... you ll like Thursdays. 53.Who was the man who fell out of a belfry window? I don t know but his face rings a bell. 54.Why did the third nun push in front of the fourth at the Pearly Gates? I m not going to drink that after she s stuck her arse in it. 55.Why couldn t the queue for TGP be found? There was no punch line. 51.Bo Derek... 52.I don t like girls. Then... 53.Who was the man who fell out of a belfry window? 54.Why did the third nun push in front of the fourth at the Pearly Gates? 55.Why couldn t the queue for TGP be found?
Music round 56.What s the tragic bit? There ain t no way of stopping it. 57.What is covered in mucus and slime? The arse of the average bullfrog. 58.Who are the Oxford Boys? Geoff Myers and Andy Purvis. 59.Why does Yogi have a cheesy knob? He s a camembert. 60.If my father is a lepidopterist, what does he do all day long? He mounts butterflies. 61.On whom can we count? Gavin Orpin. 61.On whom can we count? 56.What s the tragic bit? 57.What is covered in mucus and slime? 58.Who are the Oxford Boys? 59.Why does Yogi have a cheesy knob? 60.If my father is a lepidopterist, what does he do all day long?
Show me the way to go home Part 8
Where were... 62.The Rosemary Branch? Coldham s Lane, end of the old Cherry Hinton Crawl. 63.The Pike and Eel? Old Chesterton crawl end, past the Green Dragon. 64.The Hat and Feathers? Barton Road opposite Grange Road. 65.The Spread Eagle? Lensfield Road, near Trumpington Street. 66.The Rose and Crown? East Road/Newmarket Road junction. 67.The Osborne Arms? Hills Road, by the Flying Pig. 68.The Ancient Druids? Napier Street, by the Grafton Centre. 69.The Bengal? Fitzroy Street, near the Hopbine (RIP). 69.The Bengal? 62.The Rosemary Branch? 63.The Pike and Eel? 64.The Hat and Feathers? 65.The Spread Eagle? 66.The Rose and Crown? 67.The Osborne Arms? 68.The Ancient Druids?
